Referral Friday: The Adam Carolla Podcast

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If comedians had radar, I’d be flying pretty far under Adam Carolla‘s.

I’m old. I’m female. I’m a downwardly mobile, bleeding-heart Hollywood feminist woowoo-friendly liberal who has for almost 20 years lived the kind of ratty, rent-controlled, Goodwill-appointed existence that Carolla regularly, and brilliantly, rails against in his (in)famous rants. And if you put a gun to my head, I’d have a hard time deciding which I was less indifferent to, sports or cars. I am, in short, a ladygeezer.

Yet over the past four months, I’ve grown to love this (literally) raging atheist libertarian-esque capitalist ex-jock gearhead comic with a fervor that borders on the unnatural.

You think you’re surprised? When I was your age, I thought I’d be dead by now.

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It’s not like he hadn’t been around for me to fall for before. Adam Carolla has been knocking around mainstream broadcast media since the early ’90s, when his good friend and then-client, Jimmy Kimmel, plucked him from obscurity, a.k.a., the boxing gym, to guest-voice on a local morning-drive show Kimmel was also featured on. Carolla went on to co-host Loveline (with “Dr. Drew” Pinsky, of Celebrity Rehab) as a long-running syndicated radio show and a relatively short-lived MTV show, it ran for four seasons, each of which I managed to miss. Because I am an unwashed TV-free hippie freak*, I also missed The Man Show, Crank Yankers, the AdamCarolla Project and, most recently, Dancing with the Stars. (I’m particularly miffed about this last, as the podcast with DwtS emcee and veteran show host, Tom Bergeron, made Carolla’s four-episode arc sound especially juicy and awesome.)

I miss most TV not because it’s bad (although hey, no arguments here, and more power to it) but because I cannot be trusted to moderate my intake. Given the opportunity, I’d gorge myself on the bastard until my eyes rolled back in their sockets and my brain oozed from my ears. In fact, I’m pretty sure I left flecks of sticky gray matter on Time Warner’s counter when, in a moment of uncharacteristic inner strength, I ripped my cable box from its mooring and hauled it back to the mother ship.

Radio is another story: when the commercial breaks become too long (which they all have) or the pace too frenetic (which, OLD PERSON, it will) or the talk too inane, I have zero issues with flipping over to my iPod and its ad-free cache of home-grown podcasts or even corporate-backed NPR goodness. And the breaks on those few stations that still catered to the demographic I barely edged into were getting longer and longer, as the morning zoos they sponsored got wilder and wilder. For Howard Stern, I could take it; for his replacement on then-KLSX, some yell-y dude with a chip on his shoulder and a faint grasp on his crew, I could not.

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So I’m not quite sure what I was doing tuned in on the very last day of KLSX’s all-talk, all-the-time format, but I was. And on that fateful day, Carolla shared the news that while one show was ending, another would be beginning, in his home office, with his high school buddy, Donny (a.k.a. “the Weez”) comprising the sum total of his new, lightweight production “staff.”

A wannabe broadcaster in my own right (I’ve been known to ham it up at the mic, and have been threatening my blog readers with an as-yet unmaterialized podcast for years now), I gave it a listen, once. The first episode, featuring his KLSX show cohorts, newsgal Teresa Strasser and a fellow nicknamed “Bald Bryan” (a.k.a. Brian Bishop), was a dud as far as I was concerned. The same tiresome yakking, minus the mainstream audio quality (and, to be fair, the commercials, under contract to CBS through the end of the year, Carolla is funding this entire venture out of his own pocket, an expense that’s grown not inconsiderably along with the podcast’s audience). Like most things, desperation drove me to a second listen: stuck in the car with nothing to listen to on the radio and burned out on This American Life podcasts, I clicked on a random episode of Carolla, his friend and fellow comic, David Alan Grier, was the guest, and within a matter of minutes, was hopelessly hooked. (Follow-up episodes with Strasser and Bishop, often rank among the best of the ACP, as it’s known on the message boards.)

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Grasshoppers, you’ve probably never heard of a time when sound was served up in heaping helpings, not infinitesimal bites, but there was such a time, and it was Golden.

Human beings talked to each other in complete sentences and in a leisurely fashion, letting the subject meander here and there, hither and yon, where it would. You’ve never experienced the delight of dialectic serendipity, the dips and turns, the long, slow build of a conversation as played by two masters of the game. And, sadly, even with the wealth of experiences provided five times weekly by Adam Carolla and his deep cache of dazzling extemporaneous word-swordsmen, you may not still: even a game played at this high of a level demands a bit of its audience, and you, my ADHD, post-post-cable grasshoppers, are used to having your jokes pre-chewed and your synapses fired for you. How can you begin to appreciate the pas-de-deux that is Carolla waltzing with Birbiglia, tangoing with Florentine, swing dancing with David Allen Grier? You can’t, that’s how. You might snicker at some of the potty talk, Carolla and guests take liberal advantage of the lack of FCC firebreathing down their necks, but something tells me you’ll tire of it quickly.

Not us old coots. Especially us old-broad coots. I’ve unearthed three other ardent fans in the ladygeezer (way +40) demographic, and that’s without even trying. We ladygeezers love us some of that old-time conversating, and we love it leisurely and meandering. We love hearing Adam and Bob Odenkirk bat around why aging comics lose their edge, or Adam and Dino Stamatopoulos wax poetic on the rightness of family ties disintegrating when they’re loose to begin with, or Adam and Byron Allen talk old-school late-night vs. the post-ironic kind. We love the unexpected clicking between Adam and Internet bazillionaire Jason Calacanis or Adam and original-Star Trek George Takei or, greatest of all, Adam and former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson.

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Yes, there is the odd dud guest. Occasionally, the borderline misogyny and blowhardian political fulminating can strain even the most patient ladygeezer’s inclusive sense of humor. Does the scat occasionally overstay its welcome? Is there, now and again, one tired joke too many about illegal immigrants or welfare culture? Yes, yes, and absolutely. There’s also way too much about the merits of 1970s porn (or is the it the failings of 21st century porn?), but don’t let that stop you.

The Adam Carolla Podcast is sprawling, burly, messy, raunchy, smart, hilarious, and FREE. Knowing the capitalist leanings of its host, it’s unlikely to remain so past December 31st of this year.

Enjoy it, as you do the rest of the unexpected treasures sprouting from the wreckage of mass media, while it lasts.

xxx
c

*Okay, it’s because I’m an addict and can’t be trusted around it. THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

Photos courtesy of the Adam Carolla Podcast.

From top: Adam Carolla and David Allen Grier; Adam and Bob Odenkirk; Adam and Francis Ford Coppola; Adam and Artie Lange; Adam with high school friends Donny, Ray and Chris.

9 comments

  1. Right on. I’m a 30something gent who has much the same reaction to “The Aceman” as you… periodic embarrassment for the cruder aspects of my gender, but overall it’s just that he’s whipsmart, old-school, and freaking funny.

    Also, my wife Kristy very much enjoyed your appearance at the workshop in Chicago today… she has been all abuzz/inspired about the whole experience since I fetched her from the train this evening. So, thank you!

  2. Colleen:

    It was good to talk to you and sit at your table at yesterday’s seminar. I enjoyed your presentation and the energy you provided us after lunch — it helped my get past my food coma.

    Thank you, as well for this Adam Carolla shout out. I’ve missed a lot of his TV stuff, but really enjoyed his potty humor when he was co-hosting Loveline with Dr. Drew. He was yang to Dr. Drew’s yin. It is good to hear that he will be doing his podcasts. BTW, in a similar situation, Steve (Mr. Disco Demolition) Dahl was our Chicago radio bad boy was removed from his (high paying) radio gig and will start podcasting soon, as well. He may as well do something to earn the megabucks that he is still getting paid.

    Thanks again, and I will be back to visit you on your blog.

  3. OK, sold, i’ll get some podcasts … (am secret fan of Crank Yankers).

    Chicago? Had I known I would have attempted to find out how to attend that workshop. Late to the party again!

    Even though I turn beet red when my gearhead husband talks about “male and female” parts of various mechanical stuff, I am a complete fool for a good double entendre or even not so good juvenile humour…
    Just mention the planet Uranus and I will immediately regress to grade-school tittering.

    Keep up the good stuff, it’s so fun to read

  4. e. – Like the poem sez, you are old, father william. Embrace it.

    ChiWhistler – Oh, what a time we had! And in no small part b/c of the amazing group of people. It’s the key to everything good: gather an amazing group of people. Glad yer lady had fun. Glad to meet a fellow traveler where the Aceman is concerned. Such a talent—oy!

    Tim – Steve Dahl?!? Haven’t heard that name in a while. Glad to hear he worked as long as he did. Talk on terrestrial radio is dying out, I’m afraid. Long live podcasting princes!

    LIJ – I’ll have to check out Crank Yankers. Some of the podcasts made it sound pretty fun. Us tv-free folk missed out on a lotta good stuff. Also, URANUS!!! hahaahahaha

  5. Is it strange that I find myself resonating with the term “ladygeezer.” As a 20-something male, I think the answer must be yes. I sense a morass of gender and reincarnation issues afoot.

    I was a major fan of falling asleep to the ridcularity of Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline way back when. Definitely will be checking this out.

  6. Spot on comments, I miss your demographic criteria, but have almost exactly the same thoughts. Carolla’s podcast is a true gem, thanks for making the effort to write this up.

  7. Even though this post has some time on it, it still is relevant. I agree that there are the occasional “dud guests” but its pretty consistent and even though I may be bored by the guest, Adam always knows how to bring in something to reel it in. Thanks!

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